A christmas tale is a horror comedy from finland that turns the santa claus legend upside down. A christmas tale is a 2010 finnish horror film directed by jalmari helander. A christmas tale 2010 jalmari helander on allmovie christmas takes a turn for the grim when a team. Rare exports takes a little too long to get cranked upespecially given that its less than 80 minutes longand helander doesnt hit his horror, action, or comedy beats as hard as he couldve. A christmas tale uncut, adfree on all your favorite devices. It has some very funny moments and some half decent scares. A christmas tale finland, 2010 comes from the land of the original father christmas but hes no cuddly old man who hands out presents at christmas. It is based on a series of short films by jalmari and his brother juuso.
There were 7 other movies released on the same date, including the warriors way, black swan and all good things. Instead we have something that only foreign cinema can produce. A christmas tale is a rather brilliant lump of coal for your stocking hung by the fireside with care. There is a certain degree of traditional taciturnity among the people of finland, and rare. Rare exports is a movie starring jorma tommila, onni tommila, and peeter jakobi. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young pietari and his father rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell santa to the misguided leader of the. Also, i love swedishnordic type movies, they have a way with movies that others could usually.
Embracing christmas and the magic of family with heart, warmth, fun, and charm, santa clause 2 is classic holiday entertainment everybody will enjoy. But hes a fiendishly clever imagemaker, and rare exports is full of wonderfully twisted visions, from the creepy lifesized dolls santas helpers leave behind when they snatch a kid to. A christmas tale, writerdirector jalmari helander repeats some ideas from his popular shorts rare exports inc. Rare exports a christmas tale 2010 dvdrip divx yify subtitles, yts subtitles download in english language with srt file format dowload toggle navigation subtitles for movie, tv series, tv shows. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. Rare exports yify subtitles download, yts subtitles rare exports in any format. The film is based on the 2003 short film rare exports inc. A christmas tale stars onni tommila, jorma tommila, ilmari jarvenpaa, peeter jakobi the r movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 17 min, and received a. Set in the korvatunturi mountains in the lead up to christmas, an archaeological dig has unearthed the aeons old original santa claus, who is nothing like the cocacola created santa that has been. Subtitles of different languages may be downloaded for free as a. The movie has quite a lot of english dialog but is mostly in finnish with subtitles. A christmas tale 2010 starring per christian ellefsen and peeter jakobi on dvd and bluray. A christmas tale about the real, evil santa claus being excavated in the wilderness of finland. Feel free to post your rare exports a christmas tale 2010 720p bluray x264 x0r download, torrent, subtitles, free download, quality, nfo, uploaded, mediafire, rapidgator, nitroflare, filefox, turbobit, filejoker, keep2share, nitroflare, openload, verystream watch hd movies stream online, free premium downloads movie, game, mp3 download, crack, serial, keygen, or whateverrelated.
In the depths of the korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of christmas. Dec 03, 2010 the santa at the center of rare exports. This santa claus, who has been buried in a manmade glacier like a wooly mammoth, is a childsnatching demon who punishes the naughty with the help of his army of naked, scraggly old men elves. Dont get left behind enjoy unlimited, adfree access to shudders full library of films and series for 7 days. How else to explain an rrated santa claus origin story crossed with the thing 1982. A sweet sentimental christmas story like much of the offerings from hollywood, rare exports. A christmasthemed horror film is really nothing new in the cinemaverse see black christmas 1974 as one pristine example of christmasthemed horror but rare exports. Rare exports discovers a sinister santa in finland. A christmas tale was in production and in christmas 2010 it was released simultaneously in finland, norway, germany, uk, us and australia.
A christmas tale 2010 horror movie summarized with commentary duration. Jalmari helanders playfully audacious directorial debut, rare exports, does such a wonderful, effortless job of recapturing that slightly dangerous, prepc reckless streak that made such 80sera kid flicks as e. Its the eve of christmas in northern finland, and an archeological dig has just unearthed the real santa claus. Finland delivers a rare, watchable christmas horror movie. A christmas tale is a 2010 finnish fantasy film written and directed by jalmari helander about people living near the korvatunturi mountain who discover the secret behind santa claus. His son charlie has landed on this years naughty list, and if scott doesnt marry by christmas eve one very, very short month away hell stop being santa forever. Rare exports a christmas tale 2010 720p bluray x264 x0r.
A christmas tale has excellent moments of dark humor, as when pietaris father is almost injured by a bear trap pietari put in the chimney to catch a descending santa claus. In fact one theme running through rare exports is that christmas itself has become something of a monster, devouring all in its path and steam rolling over the whole world every 12th month. Here, he imagines a scenario where a corporate fat cat from subzero inc. And he doesnt give a sht its the eve of christmas in northern finland and an archeological dig has just unearthed the real santa claus. The official safety instructions, by jalmari helander and juuso helander, both of which involve a company. Based on award winning shorts of director jalmari helander that have already acquired a. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young pietari and his father rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell. Only in this case, santa is an evil demon, his elves are creepy as blankety blank, kids are being taken and its up to one savvy young lad, his dad and his pals to save the day. Like a breath of fresh air this little gem sparkles with mischief and fun. Were also giving away movie posters from this unique holiday tale arriving on bluray and dvd october 25. But this particular santa isnt the one you want coming to town. I loved the premise for the movie i thought i was about to watch.
A christmas tale 2010 a young boy named pietari onni tommila and his friend juuso ilmari jarvenpaa think a secret mountain drilling project near their home in northern. A christmas themed horror film is really nothing new in the cinemaverse see black christmas 1974 as one pristine example of christmas themed horror but rare exports. A christmas tale 2010 ilmaiseksi netista its the eve of christmas in northern finland and an archeological dig has just unearthed the real santa claus. Pietari stumbles across a rare old book revealing that the legend of santa claus is actually more sinister than people are normally led to believe. Arctic excavators accidentally release a demonic santa claus from his icy prison. A christmas tale in a twodisc set containing the regular dvd and the bluray version of the film that comes in a decorative cardboard foldout slipcase. Onni tommila, jorma tommila, tommi korpela, and rauno juvonen at. Subtitles searchable search, download, and request subtitles for rare exports. This christmas everyone will believe in santa claus. A christmas tale has excellent moments of dark humor, as when pietaris father is almost injured by a bear trap pietari put in the chimney to catch a. A christmas tale and i am so happy to report that here is a totally original, wonderful, funny and finally enchanting, christmas movie that was released in 2010. The trailer made it look like it was a real horror christmas movie, and it was, until a point when it wasnt any longer. Doubleclick the downloaded file to install the software.
Mar, 2020 in the depths of the korvatunturi mountains, 486 meters deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of christmas. The cleveland cinematheque, reliably bringing cleveland the best in international cinema, has found and scheduled a rare finnish christmas treat, the appropriately titled rare exports. With jorma tommila, onni tommila, peeter jakobi, tommi korpela. Dec 23, 20 rare exports is a rare pleasure indeed, a totally unique look at christmas. Apart from the inescapable that the movie has santa and reindeer in it, this is a superior horror film, a spoton parody of movies about dead beings brought back to life. Rare exports a christmas tale part 1 full free online. A bizarre yet fun and exciting christmas movie, full of snow, scenery, elves and santa claus.
Finnish subtitles in english rare exports is a feature length movie from finland, based on an original short idea from the same director. Rare exports a christmas tale 2010 finnish 720p bluray dd5. A christmas tale was released in 2010 on friday, december 3, 2010 in limited movie theaters. Its the eve of christmas in northern finland and an archaeological dig has just unearthed the real santa claus. Considering the foreboding finnish landscape, the extensive reindeer carnage and that notably tall, emaciated, naked elderly elf, its readily apparent that rare exports. A christmas tale takes the most famous figure of yuletide celebrations, santa claus, and flips over just about every popular modern notion of st.
Its the eve of christmas in northern finland and an archeological dig has just unearthed the real santa claus. In the depths of the korvatunturi mountains, 486 meters deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of christmas. Visitors of subtitlesbank have given a rating of 6. A christmas tale is not the sort mommy is likely to be kissing beneath the mistletoe or anywhere else this year.
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